Michael Gardener, left, and Owain Phyfe perform on the Renaissance Faire's School Day. (Staff photo by Leo Jarzomb)

Her most gracious majesty visited with a group of lasses, lending them her royal advice on subjects close to her subjects' hearts.

"Ladies don't sweat," Queen Elizabeth conjectured, "they glisten."

And the teens gathered closer for more sage advice from the most famous woman of her time.

Vignettes such as this popped up throughout the day at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Irwindale. On April 23, the young visitors came from schools in the area, eager to soak up a day in the life of an Elizabethan shire.

"We expect 7,000 students from schools throughout Southern California to attend the fair on our annual school day," said Colleen Russell-Elkins, fair spokeswoman.